Staring: Cynthia, Britannia and Lamia

Foxy Brit-prog Serpent Spice Girls.

More than your average pop love song…


Croquet is a particularly vicious British sport. And one young participant by name Cynthia, was getting so annoyed with her partner, that she dug a whole in the lawn, stuck him in the centre of it, buried him up, and lifted up a croquet mallet and decapitated his head.


Her name: Britannia, her task: to guard the waves between England and France.


Lamia creatures (ie. half-woman, half-snake) who will sensually assault you, after which they will shrivel and die. Please remember DO NOT eat their remains!