Staring: Cynthia, Britannia and Lamia Foxy Brit-prog Serpent Spice Girls. More than your average pop love song… Cynthia Croquet is a particularly vicious British sport. And one young participant by name Cynthia, was getting so annoyed with her partner, that she dug a whole in the lawn, stuck him in the centre of it, buried him up, and lifted up a croquet mallet and decapitated his head. Britannia Her name: Britannia, her task: to guard the waves between England and…